spiderman can’t join da band
Captain America would be the bass player.
(via fyeahsuperheroes)
spiderman can’t join da band
Captain America would be the bass player.
(via fyeahsuperheroes)

brb, pissing self.
I COULDN’T EVEN LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING I AM CRYING FUCK
PISSING
Why.
SOMEBODY HOLD ME!!! SOMEONE MATERNAL!!!
(Source: tashabatata, via iseemtohavelostmysanity)
I hate when I’ve been on Tumblr for hours and I reach the place on my dash where I ended the night before and I feel like I’m at the end of the interwebs.
i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius
(Source: efronsbutt, via askinnyblackman)
my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am
(Source: aeun, via foodismyonlyfriend)
The teeth. Look at the teeth.
(Source: falsecrossfire, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
This is one of the best things in the history of ever.
(Source: deadnet, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

To Sebulba?
(Source: meme4u, via karolynian)
That’s straight up inspirational.
(Source: pleatedjeans, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

This was probably my favorite part of the movie. Especially the background faces.
(Source: ishouldofjustthrownthebread, via karolynian)